Crystal Cloud 9 Dispensary Review

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Crystal Cloud 9 Dispensary Review

We always love trying out new places and with Crystal Cloud 9 dispensary we weren’t disappointed. We got 3 different flower strains, one of their house brand shatters, a gram of their clear distillate as well as a rechargeable vape pen. Overall the experience was great. Super straight forward ordering process, delivered within the standard 3 day timeframe everybody’s used to and the product was accurate to it’s description. Well worth checking them out if you have not already!

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LA Kush Cake
4.2 Our Rating
Visual Appeal4
Smell4
Taste4.5
Cure4
Effects4.5

Our Experience

Look: The bag appeal of the LA Kush Cake from Crystal Cloud 9 Dispensary is great. There’s a few scrappy leaves here and there but nothing at all to be worried about. Made up of mostly mid sized nugs, this stuff is compact but breaks up nicely.

Smell: Smell is very fruity and earthy with some notes of grape. When you break it up a bit or give one of the buds a good squeeze the grapes really come through with a bit of gas on top.

Taste: Taste is pretty solid although nothing truly exceptional. Mostly earthiness with some grape and other fruit. Good flavour overall.

Cure & Flush: The LA Kush Cake burns to a nice light grey to white ash with very few hotspots. Buds arrived slightly dry but after a half day with a Boveda pack they came back nicely. Great cure on this stuff with the nugs snapping nicely from the stems.

Buzz: Fairly strong indica leaning buzz with a good deal of relaxation. Not very much brain fog to speak of though so it’s a decent option for those looking for that relaxation and / or pain relief without the mind numbing effects.

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Death Bubba
4.2 Our Rating
Visual Appeal4
Smell4
Taste4.5
Cure4
Effects4.5

Our Experience

Look: Made up of mostly mid size nugs with some larger ones tossed in. This is some pretty frosty herb.

Smell: Smell is quite earthy at first but gets really gassy when you start to dig in and break it apart. Good stuff!

Taste: Solid flavour on this one. Gassy, earthy with a little sugary sweetness, the Death Bubba from Crystal Cloud 9 is a solid option for anybody looking for a nice taste.

Cure & Flush:This one burns to a mid to light grey ash and has a solid cure. Not quite perfect when it comes to flush but pretty solid nonetheless.

Buzz:Moderately strong indica buzz that leaves you completely relaxed and pain free. This is definitely one to save for the end of the day.

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Pinkman Goo
4.3 Our Rating
Visual Appeal5
Smell4
Taste4
Cure4
Effects4.5

Our Experience

Look: Super frosty with medium density, the Pinkman Goo is incredible looking herb. Nice tight trim aside from a few straggling leaves.

Smell: Definitely a pink influence on the smell. Nice and gassy!

Taste: Taste is very dank. Heavy pink kush flavour with a bit of fruitiness and musky aftertones. Solid stuff overall.

Cure & Flush: Cure is great with buds breaking up nice and evenly. Flush could be improved a tad although it was very good. Burned evenly to a light grey ash.

Buzz: Heavy indica buzz as you’d expect from a Pink Kush based strain. Lovely body buzz that will leave you completely relaxed for a while. Perfect for the end of the day or relieving any minor aches and pains you may have.

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Gelato Shatter
4.6 Our Rating
Visual Appeal5
Smell4.5
Taste4.5
Purge5
Effects4

Our Experience

Look: Light amber in colour, the Gelato Shatter from Crystal Cloud 9 Dispensary is a sight to behold. Absolutely zero cloudiness or suspended particles. Texture is very much glass-like. Super stable shatter.

Smell: Not very much smell to speak of. Since it’s a very stable concentrate most of the terps are locked away. After hitting the nail the smell left in the room is incredible. Very sweet and pungent.

Taste: Sweet and pungent, the Gelato shatter has an excellent flavour that will please even the most discerning of consumers. A solid mix of citrus and berry flavours come together to make for a very pleasant experience.

Purge: Clean shatter with no signs of impurities or contaminants. Very well made stuff.

Buzz: Mid to high strength buzz that lasted for quite some time. This batch was definitely indica-leaning with a good amount of relaxation, stress relief and mild pain relief. Recommended for those suffering from insomnia, depression or anxiety.

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Distillate – Clear
5 Our Rating
Visual Appeal5
Smell5
Taste5
Purge5
Effects5

Our Experience

The distillate from Crystal Cloud 9 Dispensary was superb. Pretty much exactly what you’d expect. Extremely potent and long lasting high, easy to consume either orally or by dabbing / smoking / vaporizing. Solid product all around and something we wouldn’t hesitate in recommending.

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Vice Reusable Vape Pen – Banana Kush
4.9 Our Rating
Visual Appeal5
Smell5
Taste5
Purge5
Effects4.5

Our Experience

We’re usually not a huge fan of the vape pens because of how prone they are to clogging and / or breaking. This one however seems to be very good. The Vice Reusable Vape Pen is high quality and the included cartridge of Banana Kush oil was great. Often times the cartridges use far too much artificial flavour and sweetener which is a little overwhelming. This has a much more natural taste.

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